hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts)

codeinewarrior:

how do you sext is it like one of those choose your own adventure things or a role playing game like

>i am wet. how do you respond?

>rolls dice for 2

>cries and drives my moms car back home naked